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A virus that infected all music

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G Hi Everybody, your one and only Greg Zeroin is here again. Today, I will bring you a story that will hit you like a ton of bricks. A scientist sits in my studio right now. We cannot even reveal the real name or the affiliation of my guest, right? So let us call him Dr. Stratton, okay? S I certainly appreciate the confidentiality right now. G So, Dr. Stratton could you tell us a couple of words about the problem you and your team were working on when that incident happened. S Gladly. How do I begin? Me and my team, we’re neuroscientists and software engineers working on understanding and perhaps modifying the workings of the human mind. To make it a little more efficient. More flexible, more resilient and more intelligent. Our main interest is something that we call “deep neural processing”. G Dr. Stratton, you need to educate us on these matters. S Yes, yes. You know the human mind is a very complex system and under the right kind of circumstances it can be attentive of somethi

Most productive musician of all

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Dear All! Friends. Your humble servant Greg Zeroin is here again. Tonight I will talk with another mind blowing character in music, Teave Perdock. Teave, you told me that there is one aspect of creating music in which you are most likely ahead of anyone ever made music. Is that correct? T Greg, you know, I do not like to brag about this, but yes, I do work a lot. And what is perhaps more, I do finish things. A lot of things. G Yeah, a lot. When did you realize that you might be better in this aspect of creation than most everyone else? T Well, I started out like everyone else, you know. Struggling with finishing up my ideas into completed pieces. At some point in time I realized that for every project that I was able to finish I had about a hundred unfinished ones laying around. And I said to myself, see, this will not fly. And I started to study how to finish things and how to finish them efficiently. G And you’ve learned a lot. T I have learned and I am still learning. G

Do you wish to become a star overnight?

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  G Alright alright alright. Well well well. Today, my dear music makers and enthusiasts, your one and only Greg Zeroin will chat with none other than Mr. Mike Euphamas, from Star Overnight, one of the biggest online music promoters of these strange times. Mike, can you make me famous overnight? M Greg, I think you are already doing pretty well climbing that ladder up to the night sky.. G That was very kind of you to say… M But, if, up in your sleeves you have recorded music that you wish to share online through streamer services? Absolutely, man, we’re there to support you and drive your chariot up on the Milky Way for all to see. G Fantastic, so, let’s say I have a just released single or EP on Spotify and every other major music streaming service but nobody seems to care about streaming it. What shall I do? M Wonderful. You already made a tiny mistake though, because you should have hired us to release your material through some secret shortcuts straight on the tracks to